Sorry for not blogging that often. But atleast, my posts are pretty long. Sunday, catechism classes began. Yendall is in my class, so is Joshua and in a way, Bervyn. Cos it's like same class as last year but we are combining with another class. Okay, I don't really have much to talk about Sunday.

MONDAY... Mentoring, and then, Chem... CHEM IS LIKE TOTALLY WTF! We can't even hear the teacher or understand her. I pity myself... I don't even understand the MOLE. Fortunately, she's only a temporary teacher. We should be getting the real teacher in a couple of weeks. Okay, then, fast-forward... TOURNAMENT! It was totally a OMG for a lot of reasons. First, I was playing first singles. Second, we actually won. Third, in another match (Teck Whye vs Boon Lay), Boon Lay was totally damn pro. Fourth, the Boon Lay teacher IC was a bitch. Anyway, game start... Wait, we were playing against Jurongville. My opponent was a super tall freak. He thrashed me. And, I was supposed to be the sacrifice to play against him so that Yuan Han could avoid playing against him. Then, the first interval, Yuan Han came to give me advice. He came, and started... "HEHEHE..." Before he could continue, the Boon Lay teacher went NONO! ONLY THE TEACHER IC OR THE COACH CAN TALK TO THE PLAYER. So lame lah... We don't have a coach with us and our teacher IC was umpiring another match. First doubles! Leon + Dillon = 3 long sets but we prevailed! Second singles was total ownage for Yuan Han. It seemed really easy. Second doubles seemed shaky but Glen and Brandon secured the win for us. Third singles, Soh Jie lost pretty terribly. But, we won 3-2!

Tuesday... Actually, nothing much to talk about. VB was super confusing as usual. I'm having trouble trying to cope. It seems really fun but I just can't understand. DAMN IT!

Wednesday... ACE was about YOG and youth being bad ambassadors for Singapore. English was fun! We were split into several groups and each group would be giving a type of food. Like, Hello Panda, Yan Yan wafer sticks... Then, we had to do an information report, narrative and an exposition about the product. We presented the exposition on Thursday so read on! Okay, fast-forward to tournament... We were up against New Town! This time, Jens was used as the sacrifice so he played first singles. But New Town also put a sacrifice in first singles so their game was pretty close. It was 3 sets but thankfully, Jens proved too good. First doubles, Dillon + Soh Jie = Oh no! They were playing against a really strong pair of doubles. We lost this in straight sets. But wait, there was Yuan Han in second singles! He thrashed his opponent 21-5, 21-9. Then, second doubles... Brandon + Julian (me, of course) = super close win. Ding ding ding... It wasn't easy man. Our opponents were weak but pressure was on us to win cos we were clearly the stronger side. But we did win... 27-25, 21-19! Our opponents were pretty inexperienced and shaky. At one point, when one guy was serving, I moved closer to the net with my racquet higher so that if he made a really slight mistake, it would cost them a point. And it did! He ended up serving into the net. Third singles, Leon owned... 21-8, 21-14. It was 4-1 to us!!!

Thursday, whoo! PE was bad. We had a long talk, warm-up and then, we jogged 3 rounds as a class and sprinted the last round (individual challenge). The last round was scary. Jerome was sprinting the first part. But when we were reaching the finish line, I sprinted the last 50m like mad and I beat him by a second. And that Jerome touched my _ _ _ while I overtook him, thinking that it would slow me down. Anyway, we took our weight. I'm 49.5, OMG! SHIT!!! Nah, it's because I have muscles. Later, Mr Sim decided not to take height because we were being "cooperative". So, we played captain's ball. It was BULLSHIT! Our side was overly strong. We had Chang Joon. At the other side, Yi Rong only picked his friends and not the pro people so they were highly disadvantaged. At one point, I forgot who threw the ball but I obviously got a hand on the ball but before I got my left hand on the ball as well, MR ANDY LIM CHAU SHEEN crashed into me and there I went, BOOMZ the floor. It totally doesn't hurt when a fatty bangs you like that. Later, we had Physics. Physics was super EPIC funny, especially Chang and Shao Wei working together. Chang was seriously working super well with him. After Physics, Mrs Oon was speaking to the three of us. Some fag's mum emailed the school that Jerome, Hao Joon (???) and Julian traumatized her son and forced him to add them on Facebook. When that fag was counselled, he said that he was fine with everything we did and said. STUPID MUM! English was damn funny. We had to present our exposition to the class. Yun Sil, Tan Rong, Yan Hao and Amelia's group was super serious and no offence, lame. Our group was epic funny. First we went like this...

Me: Buy Yan Yan...
Jerome: When you have Yan Yan, you get Yan Hao
Chang Joon: When you have Yan Hao, you get Tan Rong
Me: When you have Tan Rong, you get Joshua
Benjamin: When you have Joshua, you get a year of free food supply.


But we changed it... So we had it like this. Chang, Jerome and Benjamin were taking part in a race. Chang won. Why? Because he ate Yan Yan which gave him a lot of energy. Sian, VB later was "Aww, man! How do you do this?"

TODAY, finally!!! Bio in the morning was so damn damn damn sick! We asked the teacher stuff like... Nvm, I'm not saying it. But it was seriously very very sick and funny. Sian, there's so many things to memorise for Bio. During the Bio break, Chang and I went to see juniors. BRONSON"S BIRTHDAY! Happy birthday, Bronny! You're the same age as I am! Okay, nvm about that. Later, IH was super lame and lame. We were supposed to divide ourselves into 3 groups. At first, Kevin and Gerald came up with some group. But they didn't really care about the rest of the class. They put themselves with the girls and put the rest with some shit people. But Yi Rong protested later. So, Mrs Lim grouped the whole class randomly herself. Ting Ting Ting... Somehow, Jerome and Chang were with me. We were to act like diplomats and answer questions from the SG as well as the US reporters, who were from the other two groups respectively. Ahh, anyway... Hiu Fung and Joshua were banned from talking because they were not being serious. Hiu Fung went over to Andy's group and Mrs Lim got angry. Then, she began scolding the whole class because of Andy, Joshua and Hiu Fung. SIGH! Anyway, later, I left Math early to go eat lunch and get ready to go for the tournament. Met Yuan Han, Leon and Soh Jie on the way... So I had lunch with them. While eating, Leon was doing suay bi. It sounded very hard and weird. Anyway, after lunch, we went up to Soh Jie and Yuan Han's class. Super cool man! Almost the all the cupboards at the back belong to both of them and they are filled with badminton related stuff. Like, there's this cool wrist exercise thing. Okay, fast forward to tournament! Yuan Han was playing first singles. It seemed super hard for him but the score suggested that it was really easy. He kept faking his serve till his opponent was damn sian of it. First doubles, Leon and Dillon... SUPER THRASH! Soh Jie for second singles was a loss. Second doubles, Brandon and I... It was the funniest moment of a badminton tournament for me. It was like this... On Wednesday, when the guy was gonna serve to me, I moved closer to pressurise him. Today, I did the same but that guy smiled at me. I smiled back. He stopped smiling and served. Later, when Brandon was gonna serve, that guy inched closer too. I asked Brandon to smile but it was too late. He flopped his serve when I told him to smile. We beat them easily though. 21-10, 21-18... Jens lost his game. So it's a 3-2 for us again! We win... On the way back, Mr Sun gave us a consent form for the tournament. So EPIC! We played 3 games already and then, he gives us the consent form. Actually, Mr Sun said we could sign it for our parents. The consent form was damn funny. I put my parent's name as Julian's father and I "did not consent". Soh Jie was funny. He forged Mr Sun's signature. Okay, lah... This post is long enough. I don't have much remaining to talk about.

I really feel like murdering some people. But first, I'll blog... Tuesday, we were super free. We only had English, Math and Visual Basic. Other than that, nothing... VB was pretty fun but I was sitting beside Yi Rong. Everyone seems to be hating VB or changing class. I'm all alone... But there's Zheng Huan now though I believe he'll change class soon too.

Wednesday... Nothing really interesting! Da Vinci was a briefing by the teachers. We had a selection of Design & Engineering, Creative Problem Solving and IT Skills for Research. Everyone seems to be hating CPS and loving IT skills. But I'm hating Design & Engineering cos there's art. CPS and IT, I don't really mind. CPS is like really cool! Mr Valles is one of the teachers.

Thursday! PE! PE was really epic. We kept thinking that Dr Sun would be teaching us but luckily we got the new teacher. MR SIM... Everyone calls him Simpson. But he seems nice... Just that when we were doing push-ups, he made us do 20 and after we did 19 push-ups, we had to sing a birthday song for the January babies. If 201's teacher, Angela Loh, didn't hear, we had to sing again... We did thrice, third time Mr Sim was doing together with us. Physics... Teacher asked me to tell the class to go lab but I forgot. And she came to class. WHOOPS! Physics is super tough. I think I hate Physics. And Physics teacher was telling us that her class finds that we are disturbing them. I forgot what else she said. But the point was that we were not being very nice to 102. Anyway, later, English, Math and VB again. This time, VB was super duper hard. I didn't even understand how to do the coding. Some people are real geniuses. I envy them...

OMG, it's Friday! Wait, I mean TGIF! First, BIO... Human Reproductive System. It's not that boring but the teacher is so damn effing boring. History, boring too! Math, fun... But first, Mrs Chui told us that 102 felt that we were traumatizing them. What a word! Traumatizing... Second, we were making fun of them. Third, we were forcing them to make friends with us. All were honestly not true... We never traumatized them in any way. We never made fun of any one of them. We never forced anyone to be our friend. It's not like we don't have friends... They are the ones who have no friends. One guy there has 40+ friends on facebook. Then, during the break, we went up to class and some a super epic funny song on the board.

Hi, my name is Kevin. And I wank in a cuming factory. I have a bed, a Eunice and an abortion. One day, my husband came up to me and asked "Kevin, are you horny?" I said "No." Then shake your butt. Later, it was, squeeze your right nipple with your right hand, squeeze your left nipple with your left hand and shake your penis with your pelvis. SO DAMN SICK!!

Anyway, French was super funny. Since we had CCA Fair yesterday, some people had to leave class early. Then, JM didn't allow them to leave although in the morning, there was an annoucement saying that the teachers should excuse them. But, he allowed them to go and change into their costumes or uniform. And apparently, only the girls were involved. The guys were not really involved in CCA Fair. Anyway, when the girls asked for permission...

JM: Eh, toilet meeting or what? Are you going to the toilet to undress and show each other your boobs?

This was so freaking sick. The sickest I've ever heard from a teacher... But it was really funny too anyway. CCA later was not fun. We had to go Clementi Sports Hall. The girls were having a friendly match against Chong Boon Secondary. Anyway, for us, first, training... Then, we played. Jens and I vs Dillon and Soh Jie. We won man! I think I should be playing doubles... Apparently, some Clementi school was there too and coach knew their coach. So, we played two games against them. First, Bryan vs their best. Their best player was seriously a gay. The way he played, his hair and his voice... They truly belong to a gay. Bryan thrashed him anyway. For the second set, coach switched Bryan and Yuan Han. Yuan Han vs that guy... We won again. Then, I played... Out of all people, me! I really didn't wanna play! Anyway, first set, I was playing like crap... Seriously, I was walking. But in the second set, I was atleast fighting. Third set, I was trying to sustain the 1-2 point difference but he won. Nvm, friendly match only...

TODAY! The best day of the week... We had MO in the morning. Super DUPER EPICLY FREAKING FUNNY! I reached late and had to sit with a year 1. Then, another year 1 came... He was autistic. He is seriously very funny. When the teacher asked the class as a whole for the solution to a question, he took the marker and went to the board and wrote his solution. Then, he finished his work super quickly and he was walking around the class while biting his shirt. I forgot to say... He was wearing a kungfu panda shirt and shorts. The whole class laughed when he came in. Anyway, while he was walking around, biting his shirt, Chang followed him. I was laughing till I really cried. Then later, Chang went up to him and said "PEACE". He was asking "What is peace?" Then, later... I went up to him and said peace too... Then, scissors paper STONE! Then, I followed him too and he turned around and asked me why was I following him. I said I was going to Chang's place. But I kept following him... It was really the best MO class ever! Anyway, when I reached home... PLEASANT SURPRISE! Uncle Sanju and Aunt Amulya... We went out for lunch. We were almost heading for Pizza Hut but they said they could get pizza in India too. So, we went to Kopitiam... I got a BBQ Pork Set. Trust me, from my plate, both Aunt Amulya and Uncle Sanju were eating more than I was. First, Aunt Amulya took a piece of meat, then Uncle Sanju and then Aunt Amulya... They were taking turns. Aunt Amulya was like... "I'm waiting for you to take a piece so that I won't feel that guilty taking another piece." But it's okay, uncle and aunt. I forgive you... My mum told them to take more meat from me. MY MEAT!!! Uncle Sanju claimed that I have no meat to take cos I'm skin + bones. Anyway, later, we went shopping with them and for them. And, HOME SWEET HOME! Okay, I feel a lot better now after blogging about *you know what*!

Friday was epicly fun... Actually, everyday seems fun. Friday, we had BIO... Everyone got excited cos it's human reproductive system. The teacher seems really average lah. Not fun and not boring either... She asked us to introduce ourselves. Tell everyone your hobbies/interests, dream/ambition and sports we play... Jerome FTW! He went... I like gardening. I play netball and I want to become a fireman. Humanities teacher is still the same... MRS LIM! Not that I have anything to complain cos she is quite good. CCA is fun! On Friday, Leon and Yuan Han were playing Bryan and Chong? (the Vietnam dude) Then, Bryan's side went offensive. They kept smashing but couldn't break Leon's defence. Leon went: "YOU CANNOT KILL ME! YOU CANNOT KILL ME!" So, they attacked Yuan Han. Leon was like... "YOU CAN KILL HIM!" Finally, Leon himself got killed.

Today, nothing much also... CCA was a joke again. Jens was the stupid umpire and he didn't even know the score. We played "tournament" today. It didn't even finish. But I played against Brandon and won! So easy... Played Yuan Han and died. Whoops! Leon is actually behaving like a vice-captain these days... He was like giving me advice while I was playing. Surprising leh... Juniors are getting less fun to bully now. They are so not fun!

YO! School's started... Sorry, 4 days have passed already. Anyway, our mentor is still Mrs Chui;D but our English teacher is still Ms Chan): too! I have a sad life... On Monday, I brought a junior to school. What a senior I am! Then, when I first saw my classmates again, Andy definitely changed a lot, only his face lah. The rest were really different too. Like, Chang Joon... He seemed taller. Then, Andy brought me to our classroom. So cool, you know! The classroom had a balcony. Just that, no aircon... 204 got the aircon classroom. But their classroom is damn small and smelly cos it's new. Ours is like an aircon classroom. It's open from the two sides and the back. And I have a wall fan blowing at me. It's supposed to be the teacher's fan actually. Okay anyway... We went to disturb our juniors during the break. Most of them are pretty outspoken. Some are simply zero at it... Hmm, then we kept applauding when each person stood up to introduce himself or herself. So epic funny... The student leaders catered lunch for us. Anyway, later was house meeting. Super boring! It was damn squeezy too... Then, Mrs Chui and Ms Koh nominated Gerald for division rep. But he failed. Jun Yi and Wendelyn got it. O.O!!

Tuesday was boring again... We had boring house stuff, mentor group activities (which was nothing) and level activities. Level activities were epicly lame. Know why? Ms Chan planned it... Oh wait, the morning wasn't really boring. We had house games. It was kinda fun and funny. Straw soccer... We had to blow the ping pong ball into the goal. I didn't take part though. Yan Hao was releasing his saliva and Marcus kept complaining. Like the floor in front of them was all shiny and wet. And the ball was filled with saliva too so Marcus said... You lose HP if the ball touches you. Then, the other stations were mostly lame and stuff we've done before.

Wednesday... EPIC! It was not fun till evening. Chang, Jerome, Benji and I went to 102 again. We kept disturbing them till some decided to shoot rubber bands at us. Then I gave them a chance. I vowed not to move a milimetre. They still missed! Anyway, later... We had the bombing thing. It was pretty fun but my voice was gone for a few minutes. Oh yeah! There's a Rosyth guy in 102! Cool, right? Later, we went to the hall and we pretended to be 102 people. Super lame but funny... Later, we returned and played TOD. Chang gave 102's OGL the hint that he likes her O.o and I was made to "like" the new girl in our class. I'm never gonna do a dare on her anymore. There was lightning warning before campfire. Then, Chang was hoping that campfire would be cancelled cos Ethel wasn't there and Ethel couldn't enjoy the campfire. So much for ETHEL! Does he like Ethel or Emma? Campfire was boring... TILL Chang and I went to Nobel! It was really very fun. Most of our class guys were there. Guess why Gerald appeared... I think it's TR. Later, Nobel did some hakka thingy and we just followed and anticipated the next moves and we did it! Chang was made to say hi to some unknown Fibonacci girl. During mass dance, Chang went around looking for 102's OGL. That didn't work... We couldn't find her. So funny... And while searching for her, we found Emma. DAMN FUNNY! Emma smiled at Chang Joon but too bad, he didn't see it. After mass dance, we grabbed as much food as our hands could take and left. I counted 7 buns, 2 mamees and 2 lemon barleys... Yeah, I have big hands.

Today! We had our first lesson in the class. The honour belongs to Mrs Oon, our new Physics teacher. After that, Ms Chan): and Mrs Chui(:! Okay, class dismissed!

Yeah man... It's finally 2010. HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!! I'm so damn tired. We had a train journey that began at 4am and ended at 6.30pm. And on 29th, our train ride began at 8.45pm and we got off at 11+ the next morning. The first train ride was boring but the train was nice! There were berths (beds). We reached Mangalore. The hotel there is honestly not that good. But it was reasonable for a hotel. No aircon though... Okay, fast forward to the wedding dinner. Food was good. Dogs were present. Then, somebody asked Uncle Sanju to sing... He couldn't prepare. It was a big surprise. But I felt that was damn mean... And, there was this grand march! Every couple had to march. So lame! Then, there was the throw the bouquet thing. Somebody named Jeanne (not my sis) caught it. Okay, then, party over lah. Nothing much also...

Then, train ride back! Very very fun... No berths, it was plane style. First, I slept for 4 hours. Then, breakfast! Pretty good food in the train lah. Not free but there's a really good variety. Apart from main course, there's coffee, tea, ice cream, juice, chocolates. Then, those people going around will go like: "Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee!", but with an Indian accent. Then, for juice, they will go: "Juice, juicay, juicay, juice, juice!" It sounds like juicey juice. For chocolate: "Choclat, choclatay, choclat!"

Anyway, Joshua was entertaining me. Rhea was whacking me. Matthew was climbing all over me. Joshua was damn funny.

Joshua: What is inside your mouth?
Uncle Johnny: My teeth
Joshua: But what are you eating?
Uncle Johnny: I'm eating one of my tooth.
(Joshua walks off for a min, returns and finds Uncle Johnny eating something.)
Joshua: STOP EATING YOUR TOOTH!
(I was eating some chips)
Joshua: (to me) YOU TOO! STOP EATING YOUR TOOTH!!!

Joshua: The Singapore Airyines (Airlines) is the fastest plane in the world. But buyet (bullet) tyains (trains) are even faster. But I am faster...

I honestly couldn't stop laughing. Okay, I gotta go already... Have a great new year!