Sorry for not blogging that often. But atleast, my posts are pretty long. Sunday, catechism classes began. Yendall is in my class, so is Joshua and in a way, Bervyn. Cos it's like same class as last year but we are combining with another class. Okay, I don't really have much to talk about Sunday.

MONDAY... Mentoring, and then, Chem... CHEM IS LIKE TOTALLY WTF! We can't even hear the teacher or understand her. I pity myself... I don't even understand the MOLE. Fortunately, she's only a temporary teacher. We should be getting the real teacher in a couple of weeks. Okay, then, fast-forward... TOURNAMENT! It was totally a OMG for a lot of reasons. First, I was playing first singles. Second, we actually won. Third, in another match (Teck Whye vs Boon Lay), Boon Lay was totally damn pro. Fourth, the Boon Lay teacher IC was a bitch. Anyway, game start... Wait, we were playing against Jurongville. My opponent was a super tall freak. He thrashed me. And, I was supposed to be the sacrifice to play against him so that Yuan Han could avoid playing against him. Then, the first interval, Yuan Han came to give me advice. He came, and started... "HEHEHE..." Before he could continue, the Boon Lay teacher went NONO! ONLY THE TEACHER IC OR THE COACH CAN TALK TO THE PLAYER. So lame lah... We don't have a coach with us and our teacher IC was umpiring another match. First doubles! Leon + Dillon = 3 long sets but we prevailed! Second singles was total ownage for Yuan Han. It seemed really easy. Second doubles seemed shaky but Glen and Brandon secured the win for us. Third singles, Soh Jie lost pretty terribly. But, we won 3-2!

Tuesday... Actually, nothing much to talk about. VB was super confusing as usual. I'm having trouble trying to cope. It seems really fun but I just can't understand. DAMN IT!

Wednesday... ACE was about YOG and youth being bad ambassadors for Singapore. English was fun! We were split into several groups and each group would be giving a type of food. Like, Hello Panda, Yan Yan wafer sticks... Then, we had to do an information report, narrative and an exposition about the product. We presented the exposition on Thursday so read on! Okay, fast-forward to tournament... We were up against New Town! This time, Jens was used as the sacrifice so he played first singles. But New Town also put a sacrifice in first singles so their game was pretty close. It was 3 sets but thankfully, Jens proved too good. First doubles, Dillon + Soh Jie = Oh no! They were playing against a really strong pair of doubles. We lost this in straight sets. But wait, there was Yuan Han in second singles! He thrashed his opponent 21-5, 21-9. Then, second doubles... Brandon + Julian (me, of course) = super close win. Ding ding ding... It wasn't easy man. Our opponents were weak but pressure was on us to win cos we were clearly the stronger side. But we did win... 27-25, 21-19! Our opponents were pretty inexperienced and shaky. At one point, when one guy was serving, I moved closer to the net with my racquet higher so that if he made a really slight mistake, it would cost them a point. And it did! He ended up serving into the net. Third singles, Leon owned... 21-8, 21-14. It was 4-1 to us!!!

Thursday, whoo! PE was bad. We had a long talk, warm-up and then, we jogged 3 rounds as a class and sprinted the last round (individual challenge). The last round was scary. Jerome was sprinting the first part. But when we were reaching the finish line, I sprinted the last 50m like mad and I beat him by a second. And that Jerome touched my _ _ _ while I overtook him, thinking that it would slow me down. Anyway, we took our weight. I'm 49.5, OMG! SHIT!!! Nah, it's because I have muscles. Later, Mr Sim decided not to take height because we were being "cooperative". So, we played captain's ball. It was BULLSHIT! Our side was overly strong. We had Chang Joon. At the other side, Yi Rong only picked his friends and not the pro people so they were highly disadvantaged. At one point, I forgot who threw the ball but I obviously got a hand on the ball but before I got my left hand on the ball as well, MR ANDY LIM CHAU SHEEN crashed into me and there I went, BOOMZ the floor. It totally doesn't hurt when a fatty bangs you like that. Later, we had Physics. Physics was super EPIC funny, especially Chang and Shao Wei working together. Chang was seriously working super well with him. After Physics, Mrs Oon was speaking to the three of us. Some fag's mum emailed the school that Jerome, Hao Joon (???) and Julian traumatized her son and forced him to add them on Facebook. When that fag was counselled, he said that he was fine with everything we did and said. STUPID MUM! English was damn funny. We had to present our exposition to the class. Yun Sil, Tan Rong, Yan Hao and Amelia's group was super serious and no offence, lame. Our group was epic funny. First we went like this...

Me: Buy Yan Yan...
Jerome: When you have Yan Yan, you get Yan Hao
Chang Joon: When you have Yan Hao, you get Tan Rong
Me: When you have Tan Rong, you get Joshua
Benjamin: When you have Joshua, you get a year of free food supply.


But we changed it... So we had it like this. Chang, Jerome and Benjamin were taking part in a race. Chang won. Why? Because he ate Yan Yan which gave him a lot of energy. Sian, VB later was "Aww, man! How do you do this?"

TODAY, finally!!! Bio in the morning was so damn damn damn sick! We asked the teacher stuff like... Nvm, I'm not saying it. But it was seriously very very sick and funny. Sian, there's so many things to memorise for Bio. During the Bio break, Chang and I went to see juniors. BRONSON"S BIRTHDAY! Happy birthday, Bronny! You're the same age as I am! Okay, nvm about that. Later, IH was super lame and lame. We were supposed to divide ourselves into 3 groups. At first, Kevin and Gerald came up with some group. But they didn't really care about the rest of the class. They put themselves with the girls and put the rest with some shit people. But Yi Rong protested later. So, Mrs Lim grouped the whole class randomly herself. Ting Ting Ting... Somehow, Jerome and Chang were with me. We were to act like diplomats and answer questions from the SG as well as the US reporters, who were from the other two groups respectively. Ahh, anyway... Hiu Fung and Joshua were banned from talking because they were not being serious. Hiu Fung went over to Andy's group and Mrs Lim got angry. Then, she began scolding the whole class because of Andy, Joshua and Hiu Fung. SIGH! Anyway, later, I left Math early to go eat lunch and get ready to go for the tournament. Met Yuan Han, Leon and Soh Jie on the way... So I had lunch with them. While eating, Leon was doing suay bi. It sounded very hard and weird. Anyway, after lunch, we went up to Soh Jie and Yuan Han's class. Super cool man! Almost the all the cupboards at the back belong to both of them and they are filled with badminton related stuff. Like, there's this cool wrist exercise thing. Okay, fast forward to tournament! Yuan Han was playing first singles. It seemed super hard for him but the score suggested that it was really easy. He kept faking his serve till his opponent was damn sian of it. First doubles, Leon and Dillon... SUPER THRASH! Soh Jie for second singles was a loss. Second doubles, Brandon and I... It was the funniest moment of a badminton tournament for me. It was like this... On Wednesday, when the guy was gonna serve to me, I moved closer to pressurise him. Today, I did the same but that guy smiled at me. I smiled back. He stopped smiling and served. Later, when Brandon was gonna serve, that guy inched closer too. I asked Brandon to smile but it was too late. He flopped his serve when I told him to smile. We beat them easily though. 21-10, 21-18... Jens lost his game. So it's a 3-2 for us again! We win... On the way back, Mr Sun gave us a consent form for the tournament. So EPIC! We played 3 games already and then, he gives us the consent form. Actually, Mr Sun said we could sign it for our parents. The consent form was damn funny. I put my parent's name as Julian's father and I "did not consent". Soh Jie was funny. He forged Mr Sun's signature. Okay, lah... This post is long enough. I don't have much remaining to talk about.