A never-ending road to freedom
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They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken. And as I said before, I never repeat myself.
- Julian Lopez

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Saturday, January 16, 2010
Hi, my name is KEVIN... 3:42 PM

I really feel like murdering some people. But first, I'll blog... Tuesday, we were super free. We only had English, Math and Visual Basic. Other than that, nothing... VB was pretty fun but I was sitting beside Yi Rong. Everyone seems to be hating VB or changing class. I'm all alone... But there's Zheng Huan now though I believe he'll change class soon too.

Wednesday... Nothing really interesting! Da Vinci was a briefing by the teachers. We had a selection of Design & Engineering, Creative Problem Solving and IT Skills for Research. Everyone seems to be hating CPS and loving IT skills. But I'm hating Design & Engineering cos there's art. CPS and IT, I don't really mind. CPS is like really cool! Mr Valles is one of the teachers.

Thursday! PE! PE was really epic. We kept thinking that Dr Sun would be teaching us but luckily we got the new teacher. MR SIM... Everyone calls him Simpson. But he seems nice... Just that when we were doing push-ups, he made us do 20 and after we did 19 push-ups, we had to sing a birthday song for the January babies. If 201's teacher, Angela Loh, didn't hear, we had to sing again... We did thrice, third time Mr Sim was doing together with us. Physics... Teacher asked me to tell the class to go lab but I forgot. And she came to class. WHOOPS! Physics is super tough. I think I hate Physics. And Physics teacher was telling us that her class finds that we are disturbing them. I forgot what else she said. But the point was that we were not being very nice to 102. Anyway, later, English, Math and VB again. This time, VB was super duper hard. I didn't even understand how to do the coding. Some people are real geniuses. I envy them...

OMG, it's Friday! Wait, I mean TGIF! First, BIO... Human Reproductive System. It's not that boring but the teacher is so damn effing boring. History, boring too! Math, fun... But first, Mrs Chui told us that 102 felt that we were traumatizing them. What a word! Traumatizing... Second, we were making fun of them. Third, we were forcing them to make friends with us. All were honestly not true... We never traumatized them in any way. We never made fun of any one of them. We never forced anyone to be our friend. It's not like we don't have friends... They are the ones who have no friends. One guy there has 40+ friends on facebook. Then, during the break, we went up to class and some a super epic funny song on the board.

Hi, my name is Kevin. And I wank in a cuming factory. I have a bed, a Eunice and an abortion. One day, my husband came up to me and asked "Kevin, are you horny?" I said "No." Then shake your butt. Later, it was, squeeze your right nipple with your right hand, squeeze your left nipple with your left hand and shake your penis with your pelvis. SO DAMN SICK!!

Anyway, French was super funny. Since we had CCA Fair yesterday, some people had to leave class early. Then, JM didn't allow them to leave although in the morning, there was an annoucement saying that the teachers should excuse them. But, he allowed them to go and change into their costumes or uniform. And apparently, only the girls were involved. The guys were not really involved in CCA Fair. Anyway, when the girls asked for permission...

JM: Eh, toilet meeting or what? Are you going to the toilet to undress and show each other your boobs?

This was so freaking sick. The sickest I've ever heard from a teacher... But it was really funny too anyway. CCA later was not fun. We had to go Clementi Sports Hall. The girls were having a friendly match against Chong Boon Secondary. Anyway, for us, first, training... Then, we played. Jens and I vs Dillon and Soh Jie. We won man! I think I should be playing doubles... Apparently, some Clementi school was there too and coach knew their coach. So, we played two games against them. First, Bryan vs their best. Their best player was seriously a gay. The way he played, his hair and his voice... They truly belong to a gay. Bryan thrashed him anyway. For the second set, coach switched Bryan and Yuan Han. Yuan Han vs that guy... We won again. Then, I played... Out of all people, me! I really didn't wanna play! Anyway, first set, I was playing like crap... Seriously, I was walking. But in the second set, I was atleast fighting. Third set, I was trying to sustain the 1-2 point difference but he won. Nvm, friendly match only...

TODAY! The best day of the week... We had MO in the morning. Super DUPER EPICLY FREAKING FUNNY! I reached late and had to sit with a year 1. Then, another year 1 came... He was autistic. He is seriously very funny. When the teacher asked the class as a whole for the solution to a question, he took the marker and went to the board and wrote his solution. Then, he finished his work super quickly and he was walking around the class while biting his shirt. I forgot to say... He was wearing a kungfu panda shirt and shorts. The whole class laughed when he came in. Anyway, while he was walking around, biting his shirt, Chang followed him. I was laughing till I really cried. Then later, Chang went up to him and said "PEACE". He was asking "What is peace?" Then, later... I went up to him and said peace too... Then, scissors paper STONE! Then, I followed him too and he turned around and asked me why was I following him. I said I was going to Chang's place. But I kept following him... It was really the best MO class ever! Anyway, when I reached home... PLEASANT SURPRISE! Uncle Sanju and Aunt Amulya... We went out for lunch. We were almost heading for Pizza Hut but they said they could get pizza in India too. So, we went to Kopitiam... I got a BBQ Pork Set. Trust me, from my plate, both Aunt Amulya and Uncle Sanju were eating more than I was. First, Aunt Amulya took a piece of meat, then Uncle Sanju and then Aunt Amulya... They were taking turns. Aunt Amulya was like... "I'm waiting for you to take a piece so that I won't feel that guilty taking another piece." But it's okay, uncle and aunt. I forgive you... My mum told them to take more meat from me. MY MEAT!!! Uncle Sanju claimed that I have no meat to take cos I'm skin + bones. Anyway, later, we went shopping with them and for them. And, HOME SWEET HOME! Okay, I feel a lot better now after blogging about *you know what*!