DAMN! My com crashed without warning... an abrupt end to the porn videos that I was watching. My lust did not stop there though. I was famished... I searched nearly the entire kitchen for something to keep my stomach from growling. And finally, I found something... A banana! I had no idea how I had to insert it into myself. I peeled it and made a decision to eat it. It went into my mouth but I did not bite it. What was I doing?! I was sucking it. SHIT! I licked it like I never had ice cream in my whole life. When I was done licking, it was so damn soft! I shoved it right up my ass and began what I was waiting to do... And oh my gosh! That damned banana broke in two and one part of it was stuck in there.

Everytime I look into your eyes, I fall in love again. I know that I've only known you for less than a tenth of my life, but I feel like I've known you since the dawn of time.

I'm never tire of looking at your pictures, reading your letters that you've written to me. All of these things keep me so happy and feeling so blessed that I have truly found the one person that I want to spend eternity with. You are the only person on earth that has ever been able to calm me down when I get worked up. Talking to you makes my day great.

I could have a crappy day at work, but at night when I get to talk and think of you, you lift my gloomy spirits. You never makes me feel like I can have a bad day, and that is so uplifting to me. Like I say so many times, you're my Angel, sent from Heaven above to be my one and only. Your touch can excite me. When we are together, I wonder if you're really there, or did I just had a sweet dream.

Having this chance of dedication, I wish you'd find your truth happiness one day. Your name will always be kept in my dairy. Wherever I am in life, no matter what happen, it'll never change.

Hey guys! You are all cordially invited to my marriage this weekend... Come on down to my house! Oh yeah, my wife... It's gonna be the janitor who works on the first floor near the canteen! She's so hot, right?

Hey kids... I'm posting for the sake of someone. So, yesterday... There was assembly from 7.50 - 9.20. My legs were aching badly. Then, after that, we had recess. Super boring lor! Then, at 10, we were supposed to have classroom cleaning. I brought like 2 rags and I didn't even take it out. When Ms Chan came in and asked us to finish the classroom cleaning by 11, 6 boys left the class and "went to look for a mop" in the canteen. So epic... Anyway, we returned and the rest of the class was already in action. So, we went up to 107 to return Masaki his jacket. Came down and did a bit to clean up the class... Later, we had post-camp reflection... And that bloody Ms Chan don't wanna accept some of my responses.



Then, class outing... We took 183 to Clementi MRT and took MRT to Boon Lay. On the MRT, from Clementi to Jurong... Gerald and I were teasing Jonathan (to make him effing SMILE)about being a toilet cleaner. And there was this basterd on the MRT... He heard everything we said. Then, he made a bloody fucking huge fuss about it, looked at our school badge, insulted our school, humiliated the two of us in that MRT train. Gerald kept silent... The girls were apologising for us and I stared at him. He didn't seem to stop. Then, he asked Jonathan if he felt insulted. Jonathan shook his head. Then, he kept going on... I told him softly but straight in the face... MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS! The shit kept coming out of his mouth. He was saying stuff like: You're right, I should mind my own business. (He tapped Jonathan and said) You take care, alright?



Bloody douche... Later, watched the movie. I thought I'd sleep but Hiu Fung, his sis and Benjamin were asking me what would happen, who would die in the end and so on... Jerome fell asleep apparently. Andy was probably staring at the screen, thinking of Amelia. After the movie, we had lunch at Mac's. I was trying my best to confuse the dude with an Indian accent. LOL! And uh, went back to get neoprints for the sake of those girls but we were chased out cos of the uniform. Bloody hell... Wasted time! Anyway, returned home after that.

This shall be a random post... Last Monday, I was forced to wake up super early to pick up Aunt Beenu from airport. She didn't see me... Then, this AB is a pro at EZ Link card. First time, she tapped the card at the screeen part (where you see how much value is left in the card). The next time, she tapped at the wrong gate. Third time, she forgot to tap while alighting from a bus. Anyway, got the results... Wanna die! FUCK! Forget it...

Friday, my phone broke in two. And we were off to Malaysia without going back home. So tiring... In Malaysia, we mostly went visiting for AB's sake. Then, went to KL Tower... I haven't been there in about 3-4 years. We didn't go right up. I have no idea why... Then, Sunday, we returned. Monday, I went for tourney and then, to camp. Tourney was boring... Got shirts and pens for singles and doubles although doubles was on Tuesday. Tuesday, soccer mania! That rocked the entire camp, although the other stuff were boring. I saved my class! 10 seconds left, Jerome and I scored against 01. We played super well. Then, dry sotong was stupid... No fun at all! Wednesday was entirely about packing up... Came home and slept for 3 hours, after shitting.

Sorry for not posting... I was gonna post last week but this bloody blogger got problems. I typed out a post and it just went off cos I clicked end or the arrow keys. DUMB! Anyway, last Monday... Nothing much except History. Teacher didn't come so we had Chua Bann. Then, we were supposed to do some essay outline. But Benji, Jerome, Chang and I were so engrossed with the shit under Benji's shoe that we didn't really do much. Then, Jonathan was like Benji's slave cos he was holding the container (made of paper) that held the shit. Then, we were talking about Jonathan taking modules like Toilet Cleaning, Cleaning Shit and for Benji, STEPPING ACCURATELY ON SHIT. And who would be their mentor? That naggy old janitor who cannot speak English!

Last Tuesday, I finally handed in Da Vinci journal! Then, uh... crap, I can't remember much. Oh wait! FRENCH! The oral exam... It was really funny and weird cos we had to do it with a partner... So, it's 2 people and 2 teachers together at one time, one place. Then, I did with Joshua. Joshua was super super funny. Josh and I had to start a conversation and then, when we end it, the teachers will ask us questions based on our conversation.

Me: Tu as des freres ou des soeurs? (Do you have any brothers or sisters?).
Josh: Oui, j'ai un frere. Il s'appelle Moneem. (Yes, I have a brother. His name is Moneem.)

OMGWTF! Later...

Teacher: Tu connais Michael Jackson? (You know Michael Jackson?)
Josh: Non, je deteste Michael Jackson. (No, I hate Michael Jackson.)
LOL!

Okay, Wednesday and Thursday were Reading Days. Friday was MT exam so I slacked at home. So, yeah, the following Monday... Physics was effing hard. I really have nothing else to say. English was pretty easy except I think I didn't cover all the points in the summary. Then, we put Chang's EZ Link inside Emma's bag. Emma looked freaked out when Chang asked for it. Tuesday, Chem MCQ was pretty okay, open-ended killed me. History was quite easy, I finished with 10 seconds to spare. Wednesday, Math was so damn fucking hard. I really wanna cry. I couldn't finish WTF! Then, uh... yeah. Went to play frisbee and soccer... Hansel is really a tough-tackling dude at soccer man. I couldn't even score one cos of him! I did lah... But they said the goal was too early. FFFF! Then, went for lunch at Long John's at Clementi Central. Super funny. We created an awesome skyscraper. The cleaner was probably pissed. He cleaned it nicely though, didn't drop anything. Then, anyway... I prank-called some number which said: Speak good english! LOL!!! It was so funny. I said I was a foreign worker and I picked up some Indian accent while talking to that guy. He really thought I was signing up for the class. Anyway, French today was ultra easy. One of the questions had the answer! Like, I mean... The blank which was supposed to be blank had the answer on it.