Today, I had the funniest ride on the train in my whole life. Jerome and I encountered two mental retards. Seriously! Retarded as act like those people in IMH. I'm not joking.

The first guy... Jerome was doing sudoku and I was helping him. Suddenly, retard no.1 came along... He was grinning retardedly and "shooting" us... the toddler kinda way! I responded... the same shooting way. Then, he go shoot me at close range! Less than 5cm from my face... WTH! Then, we just ignore him. He's retarded man!! Then, Andy said he's lucky that he only on the train for one stop. DAMN HIM! We're stuck on the train with a retard for don't know how long! He alighted at Dhoby Ghaut anyway.

2nd retard... He's an old man. He looked damn stupid, I tell you... He wore a tie and tried to look smart. But what he did was stupid. He stood like he was doing a stunt. Like a balancing act... The type where you bend your knees and stand like a ninja. Then later, got one empty seat. He point fingers. He point at some random dude and pointed to the seat. To make him sit lah...

Jerome and I were laughing too hard. My stomach hurt man!!!